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Challenge Accepted!!
Challenge Accepted!!

Rachel challenged Jon to write a song parody about yesterday’s VERY windy conditions.  Challenge accepted!  You can hear it below …

Milk carton blows across the road 
streets filled with empty bottles of sooood-a
My Daddy was chasin newspapers 
Mama was pickin up cans
The weather man called it a twister
We called it a TRASHNADO

There’s not enough bags in the supermarket
To pick up the trash in my road
There’s so much wind in my front yard now
because of this TRASHNADO

[Chorus:]
Look at all the trash … it’s all blowin away,
Every brick, every board, every little dog blowin away
‘Til there’s nothing left standing, nothing left to blow away
It’s like we’re in Oz now,
Everything is blown away

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