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It’s only funny for one reason

This story is only funny because of the patient’s name
~ Jon Shannon

A World Cup clinic has opened in China. Doctors there are treating soccer fans for psychological issues, listlessness, tiredness and insomnia induced by the late local start times of games as well as team losses.

Patient Wang Wong tells Orange UK: “I was gutted when Suarez bit the Italian guy and I just kind of cracked up. I couldn’t eat, I couldn’t concentrate, I felt that my world was falling in and, basically, it was only a game of football. I spent 48 hours of complete bed rest at the clinic and now I feel OK. I have rationed myself to one match every two days now.”

See? I told you.

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